|—||Yasmin Mogahed (via psych-facts)|
ACTUAL WEAPONS MANUFACTURER TONY STARK
it fell out of the case and everything.
I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong.
I just ate 23 fortune cookies what did you do this morning
I listened to you suffer
The human body can only handle about 10, Mark… You might die today.
Sometimes I question Mark’s safety/sanity… then I remember that he’s probably died like 10 times already.
but all of those fortunes, a few of them are bound to cancel out his mortality
this could possibly be the opening of a gay porn parody and i’d still watch it.